Yesterday, I took The Beaner to Barnes and Noble so that he could play with the train table and I could steal knowledge by reading books I had no intent to buy.
He was SO FREAKISHLY GOOD that I took him into the cafe, and he was so happy to be getting chocolate milk AND a cookie that he broke into song. Unfortunately, the only song that came to him was "Happy Birthday Mommy", which resulted in everyone in the immediate area singing along with him (which he thought was AWESOME) and me getting a free tea and piece of cake.
I was too chicken shit embarrassed to tell everyone my birthday is September 14.
January 3, 2010
8 years ago